The Inner Workings of a Chibi.

Sep 01

I got Haru and Rin on my Facebook page for that ship thing!

Who kills the bugs: Haru, but only if they’re near the pool, otherwise he doesn’t care. Rin pretends like he doesn’t care, either, but then he’ll start harassing Haru. “Just kill it already. What are you, scared?” But the truth is Rin hates bugs. He went to Australia and they have spiders like candy stores have candy.

Who hogs the sheets: Haru. He does it on purpose to hear Rin whining, because he finds Rin’s whining to be adorable. 

Who hates mornings: Haru, until he gets to the bathtub. Rin’s already outside jogging.

Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: Neither drink coffee, but Haru is cranky until mackerel. 

Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law: We never see Haru’s parents, or Rin’s mother, so I’m going to say neither. These two were childhood friends I’m sure their parents have had time to get used to them.

Who drives: Rin. Haru could care less about driving, until Rin suggests driving to the ocean.

Who gets horny in awkward public places: Haru. And he’s incredibly blunt about it. He strips at the site of water, he really has no filter. If he wants Rin he’ll voice it out, in front of everyone, without batting an eye. Rin will try not to blush and he always sounds annoyed but he’s always excited.

Who had a scene phase: Rin. He blames Australia.

Who wore braces: Rin, and he was one of those kids who got different colored bands for them, he gave no fucks he thought they were the coolest thing ever.

Who got bullied: Neither really, they were both well liked as kids and now. 

Who collects ceramic elephants: Haru. Rin doesn’t want the house to be overrun by fish things, so Haru starts collecting elephants… because they spray water from their trunks.

Anonymous asked: Syaoran and Sakura.

I’m not gonna lie anon I have seen very little Card Captor Sakura, like, I wasn’t interested because, once upon a time, it came on FOX and apparently they cut a bunch of episodes and just… it wasn’t my thing.  So I can’t really give good answers to this one.

Anonymous asked: Wufei and Treize!

MORE GUNDAM WING FEELS YEEEEEES!

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs:  They make it into a game, you see, to see who notices the bug first and kills it fastest.  It’s all a competition between these two — mostly Wufei, but Treize is having a blast with it.
Who hogs the sheets:  Wufei, but he’ll never admit it.  Treize will tell him that he took the blanket, and Wufei will even wake up with the whole blanket, but he always has a response ready.  ”Clearly, you need a longer blanket, it’s not my fault.”
Who hates mornings:  They both do, because morning means they have to go back to the war, the fighting, and being enemies.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee:  Again, both, but mostly Wufei.  He can usually calm down with tea.  Treize, on the other hand, is past the point of coffee, especially when he spends an evening with Wufei and they have to separate the next morning.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law:  I don’t remember, but… are their parents still around?  I… don’t think they are?  There’s Lady Une, I suppose, as far as closest female character to one of them, but Wufei respects her a great deal, especially after Treize dies.

Who drives:  Treize.  Wufei reassures him that he can drive, and Treize doesn’t doubt it… sort of.  O.K. he completely doubts it.

Who gets horny in awkward public places:  Treize, and the most annoying thing is that Wufei isn’t there when it happens, it’s always in the middle of a meeting when someone does something that reminds him of Wufei.  It doesn’t really matter if Wufei gets horny because he’s not around nearly as many people as Treize.  He doesn’t have an army to lead.  If Wufei gets horny he’ll just take care of it himself to tide him over until he sees Treize again.
Who had a scene phase:  I want to say both for the lulz.
Who wore braces:  Treize.
Who got bullied:  Honestly I don’t think anyone would have the guts to bully either of them.  Wufei could kick your ass and Treize could manipulate you into bullying yourself somehow.
Who collects ceramic elephants:  Wufei, because Treize gave him one as a silly little gift once.  

reverseracism:
“ Lol, love this one.
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This. Seriously.

reverseracism:

Lol, love this one.

This.  Seriously.  

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barbabun asked: Kannao!

krisrix:

brichibi:

LOL I got asked this twice, am I really that obvious?

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs:  Kanji, but here’s the thing.  Naoto would keep the bugs if she could, like, any interesting ones, and Kanji would have to kill them before she noticed it.  However, he secretly hates bugs, they’re not cute at all they’re gross, but if he doesn’t kill them they’d be kept as pets.
Who hogs the sheets:  Naoto.  She also snuggles against Kanji.  He’s so tall that it’s really easy for her to treat him like an extra long pillow.  He doesn’t mind at all.
Who hates mornings:  Despite her detective lifestyle she loathes the morning, I mean, who really commits a crime that early?  And if they did, hell hath no fury than a Naoto Shirogane in the morning.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee:  Naoto, hands down, and Kanji has it ready at sunrise.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law:  The only mother in law in this case would be Kanji’s mom, and Naoto adores her… when she’s not being utterly embarrassing about how she’s such a great match for Kanji, how she can’t wait to have grandchildren, and things of that nature.
Who drives:  I suppose canonly speaking Kanji never got his motorcycle license or whatever, but Naoto has a scooter in Golden, right?  However, Kanji is so determined in everything he does that Naoto would let him peddle his bike as hard as he could.
Who gets horny in awkward public places:  Kanji is always happy to see Naoto, always, and is always smiling and happy to be around her. This, much to Naoto’s dismay, is a turn-on, because he’s got a great smile and nice arms and says her name so nicely.  So yeah, it’s totally her, but she’ll never admit it, even if the Junes’ bathroom knows them rather intimately.
Who had a scene phase:  Kanji, for sure.
Who wore braces:  Kanji.
Who got bullied:  Kanji in canon.  People made fun of him.  At the same time people also gave Naoto a hard time.  So they both know what its like and both are there for each other when its one of those days.
Who collects ceramic elephants:  Neither, Naoto collects Neo-Featherman.  Kanji can make his own adorable collectibles. 

Yaaaaaas~

Though, for the braces, I can see Kanji being like “fuck nah, my snaggletooth makes me look badass, let’s go”, and Naoto being the prissypoo that wants perfect teeth~~~~~~~~

Now I have images of little Kanji and his mom arguing about him needing braces lol!

helenaisis616 asked: Yuna/Tidus

Oh shit, FFX pairings, I haven’t thought of these in ages!

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs:  Ha!  Yuna.  At first she wouldn’t want to (she has the bee sisters as summons, after all), but Tidus absolutely HATES bugs.  It’s amusing, and she even points out, that he kills such huge monsters every day, but he doesn’t care.  When a spider comes from the ceiling it takes a bunch of willpower not to grab his sword and use it like a rolled up newspaper.
Who hogs the sheets:  Tidus, totally.
Who hates mornings:  As happy as she is, Yuna doesn’t like mornings. She likes to sleep in but never can because they’re always on the move. She doesn’t even know what sleeping in is like, so Tidus actually tells her, just so she can imagine what its like to wake up in the morning and stay in bed instead of getting up for some grand journey.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee:  Tidus introduces Yuna to coffee.  She knows what it is but she’s never had it until he made it for her. He makes it for her because Lulu’s coffee is too strong, but Tidus is all cream and sugar. This means that Yuna needs a cup of coffee from him every morning.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law:  Neither have moms, but Tidus doesn’t like the disapproving look Lulu gives him sometimes.
Who drives:  Why drive when you can ride the shopuff?
Who gets horny in awkward public places:  Tidus would like to say him, because that would be the expected response.  He’s the guy, the teenage guy at that, but to his surprise Yuna always beats him to the punch.  She does this because she catches him off guard all the time. They travel in a group so sex is rare, but while the others are sleeping there’s always a certain female body slipping into bed next to him and skillfully roaming inside of his shorts.
Who had a scene phase:  Yuna.  FFX-2.
Who wore braces:  Tidus.
Who got bullied:  Both.  Tidus had issues with his dad, and Yuna has all these expectations because she’s the summoner’s daughter.
Who collects ceramic elephants:  None, because Rikku steals them and sells them.

Aug 31

barbabun asked: Kannao!

LOL I got asked this twice, am I really that obvious?

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs:  Kanji, but here’s the thing.  Naoto would keep the bugs if she could, like, any interesting ones, and Kanji would have to kill them before she noticed it.  However, he secretly hates bugs, they’re not cute at all they’re gross, but if he doesn’t kill them they’d be kept as pets.
Who hogs the sheets:  Naoto.  She also snuggles against Kanji.  He’s so tall that it’s really easy for her to treat him like an extra long pillow.  He doesn’t mind at all.
Who hates mornings:  Despite her detective lifestyle she loathes the morning, I mean, who really commits a crime that early?  And if they did, hell hath no fury than a Naoto Shirogane in the morning.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee:  Naoto, hands down, and Kanji has it ready at sunrise.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law:  The only mother in law in this case would be Kanji’s mom, and Naoto adores her… when she’s not being utterly embarrassing about how she’s such a great match for Kanji, how she can’t wait to have grandchildren, and things of that nature.
Who drives:  I suppose canonly speaking Kanji never got his motorcycle license or whatever, but Naoto has a scooter in Golden, right?  However, Kanji is so determined in everything he does that Naoto would let him peddle his bike as hard as he could.
Who gets horny in awkward public places:  Kanji is always happy to see Naoto, always, and is always smiling and happy to be around her. This, much to Naoto’s dismay, is a turn-on, because he’s got a great smile and nice arms and says her name so nicely.  So yeah, it’s totally her, but she’ll never admit it, even if the Junes’ bathroom knows them rather intimately.
Who had a scene phase:  Kanji, for sure.
Who wore braces:  Kanji.
Who got bullied:  Kanji in canon.  People made fun of him.  At the same time people also gave Naoto a hard time.  So they both know what its like and both are there for each other when its one of those days.
Who collects ceramic elephants:  Neither, Naoto collects Neo-Featherman.  Kanji can make his own adorable collectibles. 

lysurgen-blog asked: Trowa and Quatre (Gundam Wing)

Ooooooo snap, old school!

Who kills the bugs:  Rashid, actually, because Quatre wouldn’t kill it and Trowa is just like, “Eh,” so if anyone wants a bug dead in that house, it’s Rashid.
Who hogs the sheets:  Quatre, but Trowa plans for it, and has a second blanket on ready.
Who hates mornings:  Trowa, much to Quatre’s surprise, but Trowa used to work in a circus and as soon as that was done he was like, “Gonna sleep in forever now, thanks.”
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee:  They both drink tea.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law:  Neither have moms, but Trowa and Rashid do butt heads sometimes.  Rashid is totally the overprotective dad figure and Trowa is like, “OMG just chill we’re having tea not fucking. Ugh whatever let’s go play the violin and flute (aka: subtle sex).”
Who drives:  They both pilot Gundams but, ironically enough, they both suck at normal driving.
Who gets horny in awkward public places:  Quatre.  Since Rashid is uber-protective, when him and Trowa are out and away from him Quatre is like, “Hey look a bathroom stall how convenient…”
Who had a scene phase:  Look at Trowa’s hair I mean really…
Who wore braces:  Quatre.
Who got bullied:  Quatre again, I mean how many sisters did he have, you can’t tell me that a few of them didn’t pick on him.
Who collects ceramic elephants:  Trowa, because circus memories.

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you….

sexypastamodel:

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs
Who hogs the sheets
Who hates mornings
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law
Who drives
Who gets horny in awkward public places
Who had a scene phase
Who wore braces
Who got bullied.
Who collects ceramic elephants.

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pockicchi:
“ haru decides to sleep with makoto after having a nightmare (this is what should’ve happened tbh)
”
Who said it didn’t I mean is there proof that it didn’t?

pockicchi:

haru decides to sleep with makoto after having a nightmare (this is what should’ve happened tbh)

Who said it didn’t I mean is there proof that it didn’t?

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