BakuDeku proposal headcanon where everyone assumes that Bakugou is gonna have some loud, irate proposal for that shitty nerd, but he’s actually got an entire romantic evening planned that’ll most definitely make Midoriya cry, like, we’re talking fat teardrops that roll down those cute, freckled cheeks.
Because sure, he’s loud and irritable, but he’s also a perfectionist. Number One hero? How about Number One Soon-To-Be Fiance ™.
Then the day gets interrupted by villains. “Argh!”
Then the day gets interrupted by friends swarming around Midoriya because he’s broken some part of his body again. “For fuck’s sake!”
Then the day gets interrupted by- “You know what, fuck it, marry me, Deku, you piece of shit!”
Bakugou, Kirishima, and Kaminari are living their best, twenty-something-year-old life. Nice, spacious house. Attractive roommates to split the mortgage with. Video game discounts. Pizza. Sex. Did we mention sex, because yeah, that’s happening on the regular. But things take a turn for the “hot damn that boy is fine” when Izuku Midoriya moves in next door. Is it time for a healthy, competitive dose of “who bags the cutie first” amongst the lovers?
Naw, they’re horny grown-ups, and horny grown-ups know how to compromise.
[AU where Midoriya is the boy next door who gets courted by his ridiculously attractive neighbors who, most definitely, think they need one more]
So this is totally on @dekubunny because I was having a shit day and went strolling through their Tumblr feed and found an OT4 pic and was like, “HMMMMMMMMMM!!!” So thanks for the pick me up!
Snippet under the cut cuz it’s NSFW AS HELL MY LORD!