cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

Wow.  I actually didn’t know this.  I grew up thinking that it would absolutely hurt like hell.  Although, it was told to me in a, “Don’t rush out and have sex at a young age because he’s not going to know what he’s doing and it’ll hurt like hell,” sort of way by my mom because that’s how it was for her so… wow yeah.

ladywarhol:

the funniest thing about this website is when you see someone saying something really thoughtful and serious and you look up and the person’s url is like fistmesquidward 

decayingmalady:

vgkait:

dj-smackdown:

glittergirl86:

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.

I can hear the sound as I watch this and it makes me want to scream.

Ugh then you had to use the phone cord to hook it up and so you couldn’t be on for a long time because of other people having to use the phone  >.<

Finally watching Kuroko no Basket.  Only took two episodes to hook me, wow.  

bleedingmakesitbetterphilip:

felkasmiejesiezwodka:

transientfashion:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.

2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.

3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.

4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.

5. Paint top coat if desired. 

wait okay 

if we do this with fanfiction 

we can have gay  porn nails???????

welcome to tumblr

Reblogging because I want to try this for Cecil!  

So my wifey and I are going to be Cecil and Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale for our Halloween party this weekend. Originally, she was going to be Cecil and I was going to be Carlos. But we couldn’t find anything that worked for me in regards to Carlos (no lab coat that fit, no cute flannel shirt that fit, ect.) So, we switched! I’m going to be Cecil now and I’ll get to obsess over Carlos. Perfect, beautiful Carlos. 

Here’s a test picture. I’ll be doing make up and things on Saturday and will take better pictures  :)

Holy shit!

Oooo, fun color possibilities  *__*  Color is my weakness, I’ve only done it once but I’m like addicted now I swear.  It doesn’t help that my mom colors her hair like all the time, and it looks so, so pretty on her.  She rocks the almost bald look and, argh it’s so gorgeous but I’m not cutting all of my hair off  >.<  Coloring it, however, is doable  <3

I’m having a debate with myself because my mom is coming to visit in a month and I’m debating hair things.  Because she can do hair things.  Like I’m really REALLY use to having straight hair, and she can relax it and do that.  OR I can keep up this natural thing, which on some days I love to pieces and others I’m like, “Neeeeeed to flat iron nooooow!”  HOWEVER!  If I keep the natural it means she can put like a fun color in it (because you cannot relax and color at the same time)  I do love colors  <3

In the meantime here have two different looks from me, the fun part is that these looks are in the same year  ^^

thegirlyoudontwanttomeet:

iseeavoice:

michichick:

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up war statistics

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up when the blender was invented

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I figure out how many times you can get shot without dying

“I’M A WRITER” I shout when someone uses my laptop and I left the page open to stab-wound references.

“I’M A WRITER!” I yell as I stare at a wall for hours instead of actually writing.

“I’M A WRITER!”  I scream as I look up kinky sexual references.