“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
oh my god I am dying. too real.
Actually that hair thing has happened to me. I went to college (ah good ol’ Iowa State) with micro braids and I was the only black girl on my floor. The questions. Man, oh man, the questions.
hello friends! I’ve wanted to do a giveaway for a while now, and since mm25 has been released, I want to give my mega man official complete works to a good home. I don’t need both! its still in mint condition. you don’t need to be following me, I’ll ship this anywhere, one like and one reblog only please. giveaway ends in one week on sept. 11 at midnight central time. thanks and good luck!!
EEEEE MEGAMAN!!!
My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”
He was ten.
he’s doing it right
;__; this is amazing.
Free! episode 9 ~ Haru & Makoto
look how happy Mako is :’D
And Haru’s almost crying q.q
I’m gunna pretend like he’s saying “I love you” but I know it’s probably something like “I’ll swim with you” which means “I love you” in Haru speak so it’s a win/win situation yes!
