imaginenightvale:

(going along with the idea that Cecil is a normal radio host who’s just bored and making up stories found here)  

Imagine that there’s actually nothing wrong with the dog park.  It’s just that Cecil is a dog person, and the dogs of Night Vale are full of loyal, physically adorable breeds that put a smile on Cecil’s face.  Except he can’t afford a pup, because the breeds of Night Vale are beautifully expensive.  So he avoids the dog park because seeing the dogs makes him sad that he can’t have one.  The hooded figures are the wealthy citizens of Night Vale who can afford the luxury dogs.  Who walk around with them, flaunting the fact that they can afford them.  They probably don’t even play with them, they just show them off, and it irritates Cecil to no end.

Hey this tumblr page posted a little Night Vale scenario I wrote up  :)  Check out more of my writing things here and here  ^^

Guys it’s o.k. I ate a bagel and an ice cream bar with a cup of milk.

totallycaesar:

f0xcub:

cj-sewers:

fuckyeahblasphemy:

suckmylorddisick:

I’d like to correct this:

“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”

“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  

I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  

I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  

I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.

I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  

I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

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I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

fucking BOOM ^

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I did, but you wouldn’t let the gay couple adopt them, give them a good home, and a chance to be raised by a loving family.

I did, but they were raped, and then shunned because of their clothing or alcohol consumption or walking alone at night.

I did, but you were too busy making this sign to notice.

brichibiwritesthings:

It surprised him at first when Avery brought over his old Game Station Box a couple of months ago.  “Playstation 2,” Avery said in a wonderfully irritating tone of voice as he hooked up the cords to Gable’s T.V.

“And why is it at my place?”

“Because my new roommate is an alcoholic and I need to replay this game.”

“Replay?”  Wasn’t the point of gaming to play something new?  Weren’t they on the fifth Game Playing Box thing by now? 

“Yes.  They announced the sequel this summer, so I need to refresh my memory.”

“And when will you have time to play?”

“I dunno, whenever.”

Whenever has become scattered weekends when Avery isn’t reading lines, or if they’re not busy making Gable’s bed complain about boy on boy sex.  Gable would much prefer sexual activities over watching the same damn cutscene for the fifth time.  He rolls his eyes, “The weapons still make no sense.”

“You know, you asked me about the keyblade when I wore my Kingdom Hearts shirt back when we first met.”

“It still doesn’t make sense four years later.  It also means that you played this game four years ago.”  

Avery sighs.  Gable insists on having this conversation every time this game comes up.  “I told you, they announced a sequel.  I need to replay it.”

“It took them four years to announce a sequel?”  

“Longer than that.  I played this back in high school.” Before Gable can respond Avery glares at him, “Don’t.”

“Don’t what?”

“Don’t start your rant about not understandin’ how I can wait so long for a sequel.”

“I also can’t understand how you’ve played this before and have lost four times.”  

Fortunately, he’s at a point in his relationship where Avery’s little frustrated growls are sexy, not intimidating.  Still, he raises his hands in defense and apologizes for his comment.  He waits for Avery to face the screen and start his battle before he smirks and says,  “So how can you kill something with a key?”

Avery lets out his loudest, most annoyed sigh.  Why is it that discussing video games with his boyfriend feels like he’s presenting a complex thesis for a boring, numerical major that he doesn’t have?  “It’s not technically killing, per se, it’s more… releasing the hearts.”

“Uh huh.  Hearts.  Kingdom Hearts, right?”

“I’m so done with you right now,” Avery mutters. 

***

In which the couple in my upcoming book “Double Hue” consists of a gamer boy and a non-gamer who can’t understand why “Kingdom Hearts 3” being announced is a big deal.

So how many of us have had conversations like this in regards to video games?  Oh by the way check out more writing fun times here:

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I’m hungry but I don’t feel like cooking anything: an autobiography.

colonelsassacre:

want play vidogam

have many vidogam

not want play those vidogam

A continuation:

Have many vidogam

Have not played those vidogam yet

Should probably start those vidogam before starting a new one

Or I can reserve five more vidogam

seraphphoenix:

yukipri:

Eren, I find this game outfit of yours very attractive.

…it reminds me of the outfit the protagonist wears in SMT I.

Yes.  Good.

malkatz:

I corrected it

Wait is Illinois cut in half?  What the hell!  That ain’t funny y'all…

*blinks*

Wait… but I say “you guys,” but I did move to Minnesota so… did… my language change?  I can’t remember what I use to say when I lived in the south suburbs of Chicago and I’m frightened!

gonnich:

Free episode 6: Aside from thinking “omg makoto did you just confess to haruka owo” I can’t help but be reminded of that other scene with Rin & Haru during the 4th ep, idk

This is a good point!  Makoto wants to swim with Haruka.  He can push past his fears to do this.  He wants to enjoy this with Haruka, and be a part of it.  Rin doesn’t want the same thing.  He wants Haruka to swin for him, to prove to himself that he’s improved.  

Makoto doesn’t want to prove anything, he just wants to enjoy something with his friend.

I also remember the second episode.  Don’t forget, Rin BEAT Haruka, but that wasn’t enough.  Haruka didn’t even care, in fact, I think it’s a bit more tragic than that (omg tragedy in my swimming anime whut?)  Haruka beat Rin when they were kids and it hurt Rin so much, that Haruka couldn’t stand what it did to him.  He even stopped swimming because of it (which points back to this scene with Makoto, who wants to swim with Haruka, because he knows he loves swimming and he knows why he stopped, so maybe he wants those happy times with his friend again).  So you’d think that, hey, this time Rin beat him, maybe Haruka can have his happy friend back?  

No  :(

I don’t think Rin is a bad guy, though.  Who knows what happened while he was away.  He’s cold, yeah, but you can tell he still cares.  He jogs past their tents on the beach, after having woken up at 2 am to see the storm, so you know he jogged past to make sure they were o.k.  You can jog anywhere, right?  Why did he jog there?  He also talks to Gou (finally) and showed concerned for Makoto when he found out they were swimming in the ocean.  So it’s not just Haruka, it’s everyone.  They were all friends and Rin remembers that.