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So my friend said that I could do a pretty good Cecil impersonation, so I did my own Night Vale intro.
See for yourselves.
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE CECIL???
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHAT
Impersonation my ass!
165. Aliens: PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I’m laughing because I just got into “Ancient Aliens.” All right, honestly? I do believe in other life forms out there. There’s so much we don’t know about what’s beyond our planet, so hell, why not? HOWEVER! I do NOT believe that aliens are the cause of absolutely everything on Earth.
150. Blondes or Brunettes: Either one really, though honestly I love red heads, or people with fun mixes of hair colors.
148. Summer or winter: Neither, I’ll take Spring or Fall please, that’s when the temperature is perfect. Although, my birthday is in the summer, but my partner’s birthday is in the winter, dun dun dunnnnn.
137. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi. Though I don’t mind Coke, I’m a Pepsi kid.
110. My neighbors: On one side of me is this older lady who doesn’t work, and she… she’s kinda the creepy neighbor but isn’t too bad. Like, she’s the one on the block who knows everything about everything, she knows the previous owners, know how much money they put into the house, ect. On the other side is a family, along with a guy living there who definitely seems to be mooching off his parents, he looks around our age and we see him doing little things like cutting the grass and stuff. However. He has a nice body so it’s not so bad, lol! Our neighborhood isn’t that loud, but there’s enough activity where I feel safe, as in, if something happened a neighbor would see it and report it, ect. Last year there was a hit and run across the street and like suddenly six people were outside talking to the police who heart something/saw something/jumped in a car to see if they could catch the guy, ect.
60. I lose all respect for people who:
1. Judge people before they know them.
2. Make assumptions based on appearance
3. Make fun of people because of weight/race/gender/sexual preference/anything.
4. Are fake (pretending to like someone or something when they don’t).
5. Act like assholes to get their way (for example, I once had to turn away a guy for a trade in at GameStop because his license is expired, after reassuring him that no, I couldn’t just type something in or use my license, he turned and told his kid, “Well we’re not getting your DS today because they won’t let me do the trade,” and the kid started crying. Like… thanks for being an asshole to your kid guy, but technically speaking not only would I have been fired, but it’s breaking pawn law in Minnesota).
6. Make excuses (for example I went out to dinner with some friends at a con one time and someone flat out told the waiter, “I would tip you but I don’t have any money.” Like unless if a waiter is a jack ass, this person just served you and a large group – which, btw, that place also had to deal with their credit card machine not working during a convention. If you can afford to go out you can afford to appreciate good service, and if for some reason you can’t, don’t just say that to his face that’s even worse and sounds like a terrible excuse).
Ok who else is excited for the 2014 movie Maleficent with Angelina Jolie????????
I mean look at this
GUYS THIS IS A MOVIE FOR THE VILLAINS BACKSTORY.
A DISNEY MOVIE.
THIS IS GOING TO BE BADASS.
I sure hope so. I have the feeling it could either be really COOL or really awful, hoping it’s on the really cool side.
Same. I really want it to be good. I feel like it could go either way, but I’m hoping it goes in a good direction!
I just hope it doesn’t go the way of “Oz The Great and Powerful” and be a scorned lover thing, like OH KING STEPHEN WAS MY BABEH AND NOW HE LOVES THIS PRETTIER BITCH GONNA CURSE THEIR KID NOW BYE. Maleficent is such an evil fucking badass; she deserves a way better story than that. (and so did the ladies of Oz but thankfully we have Wicked for that :P)
For Maleficent it needs to be the reverse or something like some guy like “I could love you” and she’s like, “Yeah you could but power is everlasting,” and that’s the end of the movie.
Uuuuuuuuh crap, this is actually hard because there’s a bunch that I love like Snickers and Twix (god Twix yes) and sometimes Skittles or Starburst or-
OH WAIT I KNOW THE ANSWER!
So there’s this treasure candy that I think Hershey makes? I don’t remember because I really don’t see it anymore, it might not have been Hershey’s but the morale of the story is that I don’t see them anymore. But like, years ago, back when snowtigra and I were dating and she was driving down to Iowa to visit me at school once a month, she brought me this container of chocolate candies and we called them “dragon candies,” because we were roleplaying a couple online (one was like part dragon or had a dragon or something it was a really long time ago I don’t remember). One of them had brought the other these like super decadent chocolates that were like really spendy and fancy, but you know we can’t really afford that so we used these instead ^^;;;
Second favorite would be the Lindt chocolates omg they’re so good. No wait that’s third favorite, second favorite is MUTHA FUCKIN STRAWBERRY KIT KATS! Actually taste wise this miiiiight be my all time favorite but the other candy has sentimental value. Anyhow, damn you Anime Detour for having these because I can’t find them anywhere I even went to Mitsuwa at Anime Central and they had flavored kit kats but not strawberry. I also really like strawberry mochi though (ice cream mochi too) but is that considered candy? I don’t actually know.
Oh god this is why I’m fat. But candy.
Pfft omg I wasn’t expecting to blush and giggle like an idiot this afternoon but that’s what just happened.
Ok who else is excited for the 2014 movie Maleficent with Angelina Jolie????????
I mean look at this
GUYS THIS IS A MOVIE FOR THE VILLAINS BACKSTORY.
A DISNEY MOVIE.
THIS IS GOING TO BE BADASS.
I sure hope so. I have the feeling it could either be really COOL or really awful, hoping it’s on the really cool side.
Same. I really want it to be good. I feel like it could go either way, but I’m hoping it goes in a good direction!
Senpai?! Oh goodness I’m someone else’s senpai? I can’t be a senpai I eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch for dinner!
