Anonymous
asked:
Remember to clean between the folds and rolls of your fat body. Sometimes things can get stuck there. A pea can grow to a seedling overnight. Your moist and clammy overheated body provides an ample environment for its growth. If that ever happens, you can call yourself Mother Nature.

Anon, I already know to clean between the folds, you think I want sweat to build up there? Come on, now.