video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh ohvideo game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
me: fuck
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shitvideo game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*
me: here it comes
Video Game: Controller starts vibrating
Me: WHAT’S COMING WHAT IS IT
Me: *goes to open treasure chest*
Video Game: Are you sure?
Me: My mama said not to talk to strangers *bolts*
***
Video Game: *gives me a large, disgusting boss to fight*
Me: Ha, whatever.
Video Game: *gives me an adorable random creature to fight that embodies the cuteness of kitties, puppies, and bunnies*
Me: Son of a bitch.
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