Bakugou, Kirishima, and Kaminari are living their best, twenty-something-year-old life. Nice, spacious house. Attractive roommates to split the mortgage with. Video game discounts. Pizza. Sex. Did we mention sex, because yeah, that’s happening on the regular. But things take a turn for the “hot damn that boy is fine” when Izuku Midoriya moves in next door. Is it time for a healthy, competitive dose of “who bags the cutie first” amongst the lovers?

Naw, they’re horny grown-ups, and horny grown-ups know how to compromise.

[AU where Midoriya is the boy next door who gets courted by his ridiculously attractive neighbors who, most definitely, think they need one more]

So this is totally on @dekubunny because I was having a shit day and went strolling through their Tumblr feed and found an OT4 pic and was like, “HMMMMMMMMMM!!!” So thanks for the pick me up!

Snippet under the cut cuz it’s NSFW AS HELL MY LORD!

You know when you promise your friends that you’ll keep in touch after high school? Yeah, it’s kinda like that with these three, only they’ve actually kept their word throughout college and well into their twenties. Now they all live in a house together, splitting the mortgage three ways instead of living in their own spaces because why even bother? It’s cheaper to divide up living expenses this way and there’s 24/7 access to video games thanks to Kaminari’s discount at work.

And, of course, there’s the morning blow jobs: part of a balanced breakfast.

Speaking of, Kaminari’s got a rhythm going. He’s got Kirishima lying flat on his back now and he’s in-between his toned, powerful legs. Something about how willingly he spreads them for him is such a goddamn turn-on. The guy’s a personal trainer with all the strength of one of those muscled comic book heroes, yet here he is, squirming underneath Kaminari’s retail working ass like his mouth is the health replenishing save point he’s been looking for.

Kaminari reaches a hand down and starts to jerk himself off, because yeah, he’s the guy who gets off on his own sinful train of thought.

“Shit, babe, yeah just like that,” Kirishima breathes out. He spares a glance over to Bakugou, whose back is to the both of them, covers tight around his body. He smirks. The blond ain’t foolin’ anyone. “You know Kaminari’s multi-talented, he can jack you off while he takes care of me instead of you touching yourself.”

Kaminari makes another sound because Kirishima really needs to stop bulking up his sexual resume this early in the morning.