Thank goodness for Kirishima: instant charmer who’s capable of wording good. Wording well? Kaminari decides to stay standing behind his boyfriend so he can word on behalf of all of them. Bakugou’s standing next to him because he’s really not into peopling unless if it’s absolutely necessary, but standing around and undressing Izuku with his eyes? That, he can do.

[Or: our polyamorous heroes go to say hello to their new neighbor, who may or may not be a sexual forest spirit, who may or may not be single, and who may or may not be friends with a Half-and-Half Bastard]

Next chapter in the fic for @dekubunny where Kirishima, Bakugou, and Kaminari try and figure out how to ask the Deku next door if he’s poly without asking the Deku next door if he’s poly.

Snippet:

“You know, if you’re gonna stand there gawking at him, you could help us move stuff in.”

Bakugou is the first to react, eye twitching at the young man standing in front of him. Who does this Half-and-Half bastard think he is? He clenches his fists and grits his teeth, trying to remember the talks he’s had with his boyfriends about the fiery temper he inherited from his mama. It wouldn’t look good to break Pretty Boy’s nose, not when he’s friends with Izuku, but man, oh man, does he wanna do a swift curse out, the likes that’d make Mrs. Mitsuki Bakugou proud. When she goes off it’s like a performance piece, a work of art, and Bakugou is this close to showing this prick his magnum opus.

“We’re not gawking.” Kaminari’s such a bad liar, voice cracking like he’s on trial with no hope of parole. “We’re just-”

“Gawking,” Todoroki repeats, speaking slower this time as if the three of them are too stupid to comprehend what he’s saying.

“So what if we are?” Bakugou takes a step forward. “You his boyfriend or something?”

Kirishima puts a hand on Bakugou’s shoulder and Kaminari breathes a sigh of relief. Kirishima’s always good at reigning the blond in. “Yeah, are you? Cuz if so then your boyfriend was definitely checking me out.”

Unless, of course, Kirishima goes in the exact opposite direction of being reasonable.