But then.

It happens.

Exactly one week later, when Izuku sees Bakugou, grabbing his mail like he always does, he says a cheerful greeting of, “Morning Kacchan!”

Bakugou must be channeling Kaminari because his brain goes on the fritz. “W-what?”

“O-oh! I… sorry, I’m sorry about that! Just… I-I dunno, it just came out, I’m really sorry!”

Bakugou watches the smaller young man rush back to his house, slamming the door shut behind him.

Well.

“Fuck.”

Teaser to You Think We Need One More Chapter 3: Going Slow Is For Turtles and Snails and Well… F*ck

(aka: the OT4 summer romcom where Bakugou, Kirishima, and Kaminari are neighborly neighbors who wanna invite Izuku Midoriya over for ridiculous amounts of sex tea or some shit what do neighbors even do?)