“I really hope you’re breaking up with that guy. I’m never gonna talk to him again! He’s the worst! He’s awful! He’s-”
“He didn’t cheat on me!”
Izuku blinks, letting the words process, the pieces coming together before he responds to Kaminari. “Is… he not your boyfriend, then?”
Kaminari wishes he could say something more elegant, weave together some kind of story without revealing their master plan, but hey, lying isn’t his strongest character trait, and they say honesty is the best policy. “No, he is. Bakugou is, too.”
“… you… have two boyfriends?”
“Yeah. And we, well… we’re all attracted to you.”
Silence.
Kaminari expected that.
[Or: Kaminari’s the hero his polyamorous boyfriends need… or whatever, what’s the quote again?]
How the bleep bleep did I do two fic updates in one day? Science, probably, or maybe prayer, I dunno.
Anyhow, the KamiDeku chapter for You Think We Need One More? is HERE (along with a bunch of other pairings because whee OT4 stuff!)