BakuDeku Teen Slasher Movie AU like I wanna write it but I have like 5 fics going on at once (ok maybe not five, but, it’s quite a few, lol)

But it would be so fun? Like Shigaraki would be the big baddie? Deku would be the cute main character? Bakugou would be the boyfriend who everyone thinks is the killer but it ain’t him? Like:

Police: We have reason to suspect that the threats are coming from Katsuki Bakugou

Deku: No! It’s not Kacchan! I know he says he’ll kill me on a daily basis but he doesn’t mean it!

Police: …

Bakugou: Look if I wanted to kill Deku I would’ve done it already and bragged about it

Deku: Yep! That’s right!

Police: ?!?!?!?!

And like:

Deku: Wait the rules say you die if you’re not a virgin?

Uraraka: Yeah, but you’re fine, right?

Iida: Of course he is! Midoriya is an honorable young man!

Deku: Weeeeell…

Bakugou: Chill, nerd, no one’s killing us, we gotta make it to the end for the “we survived” sex

And like:

Deku: *eyes widen in realization* I thought it’d be Uraraka but I was wrong… I’m the final girl!

Bakugou: Damn right you are