awkward moments during sex meme.   let’s make things funny. send me a number for something unplanned or unwanted to happen as our muses are having sex to see how my muse would deal with the situation. feel free to change switch the roles if needed.

1. we are having sex but the fire alarm just went off next door.
2. we are having sex but your mother/father/sibling keeps calling you.
   
3. we are having sex but i think someone just came home.
   
4. we are having sex but your cat came in and is trying to cuddle us.
   
5. we are having sex but your dog is apparently in the room.
   
6. we are having sex but your terrarium/caged pet won’t stop staring me dead in the eyes
   
7. we are having sex but we just knocked over everything on the nightstand.
   
8. we are having sex but we are too close to the edge of the piece of furniture and someone falls to the floor in 3… 2… 1…
   
9. we are having sex but a child is knocking on the window of this car.
   
10. we are having sex but a cop is knocking on the window of this car.
    
11. we are having sex but i think someone stopped to listen what’s happening at the door.
    
12. we are having sex but it’s just too hot for it.
    
13. we are having sex but it’s just too cold for it.
    
14. we are having sex but someone just yelled “THRUSTERS AT FULL, SCOTTY!” from the other room at us.
    
15. we are having sex but this is the third time in five minutes one of us slips and almost falls on the wet shower floor.
    
16. we are having sex but my hair is stuck in the chocolate syrup.
    
17. we are having sex but my hands are tied above my head and my nose keeps itching and it’s causing me to make weird facial expressions.
    
18. we are having sex but i didn’t know i was getting sick and now i just sneezed on you.
    
19. we are having sex but i can’t stop thinking about something funny.
    
20. we are having sex but one of us just sprained something or broke a bone and i think we have to go to the er.