Katsuki Bakugou Facebook headcanon:

15 years ago: Ran into that useless nerd today. Asshole is a waste of space. Just because we were friends when we were kids doesn’t mean we’re gonna be friends now. Wish he’d stay out of my way.

11 years ago: Can you believe that useless Deku is applying to UA? Ha! What a joke!

10 years ago: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?! 

9 years ago: … he’s all right, I guess.

***Relationship status: It’s complicated***

8 years ago: How many times can one person tell you that you’re cool?! Jesus Deku…

7 years ago: … he’s pretty cool, too.

6 years ago: Both of us are graduating. Should probably say something before school’s over. Not sure if we’re gonna end up in the same place. 

6 years ago: Holy shit, he feels the same way, what the fuck?! 

***Relationship status: In a relationship with Izuku Midoriya***

5 years ago: Saying goodbye sucks. Not sure how it’s gonna work. We’re always around each other, but now we won’t be. Ugh. This is garbage.

5 years ago: … bye nerd. Good luck out there. You better do your best or I’m gonna kick your ass!

One year ago: Moving in together. Going to Ikea. Pray for us.

Today: HE SAID YES! WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK?!  

***Relationship status: Engaged to Izuku Midoriya***