Some of the funniest things to happen on b99 (in my opinion lol)

• “Aren’t you forgetting something?” *jake kisses Gina’s forehead* “no! Pay your bill! Damn who raised you?”
• The back street boys scene obv
• “From now on the only black male I want anything to do with is you.”
• “Bye Rosa! I mean bye-not bi. See you! Have fun having sex with men! Just banging dudes left and right”
• “bONE???”
• “The people I work with all think my name is Rosa Diaz”
• Captain Holt pretending to be straight
• “What’s wrong with pictures?” “If you love someone you’ll remember what they look like”
• “Gross Rosa those are our DADS”
• “BONE?????”
• Holt and Terry visiting Rosa in prison (ROSA. You are ROSA…Rosa.)
• “My lint is oblong. My lint is about half a cm in length. My lint is grey.”
• “If anything I see you as a BOTHER figure cause you’re always bothering me”
• The ep when they’re chasing after cheddar and it cuts to him just walking around with happy music in the background
• “BOOOONEEEE???!?”
• Holt going along with Jake’s robot jokes
• “If I run and leap at terry he will most certainly catch me in his arms.” “IM HOLDING COFFEE”
• “He just needed to be alpha’d.” “Is that what happened, or did I just beta you into protecting me?”
• Scary Terry filling out the lineup (“I’M GONNA MISS THE FARMERS MARKET”)
• When Terry told jake to hold his baby and instead he hugged Sharon
• “HOT DAMN”
• Holt eating a marshmallow
• “The tickets are under my name. H-O-L-T”
• Doug Judy
• THE PART WHERE HOLT TELLS JAKE HOW HE HURT HIS WRIST
• “Nothing is made to be broken.” “Uh, piñatas.” “Glow sticks.” “Karate boards.” “Spaghetti when you have a small pot.”
• Holt and Rosa discussing how to break up with Marcus
• Jake playing the guitar and screaming
• (That’s all I can think of atm feel free to add some lol)