NSFW BakuDeku headcanon under the cut

DEKU, texting: Kacchan

DEKU, texting: This nerd’s ass is hungry for cock

IIDA, texting: Midoriya?!

DEKU, texting: OMFG I AM SO SORRY IIDA!

IIDA, texting: IS THIS WHAT YOU’VE BEEN DOING WHILE ON HOUSE ARREST?!

DEKU, texting: NO I SWEAR OMG I’M SO SORRY!

IIDA, texting: Do I need to remind you of the fact that you are being punished for your irresponsible actions? 

IIDA, texting: This is not supposed to be an enjoyable period for you. 

IIDA, texting: Midoriya?

IIDA, texting: Are you still there?

DEKU, screaming from his room: SHOOT STYLE!!! PHONE OBLITERATION!!!