Sometimes, when I get excited for a game oftentimes my partner and I ramble about it or rather she lets me ramble and she joins in.  Since we’re both excited for Persona 4 Arena, the ramblings have increased, and when it’s that special time of night when we’re that special kind of tired where everything his hilarious, this happens:

Me:  Wouldn’t it be funny if the game had DLC?  Like costume packs?

Partner:  I had mentioned that before, remember?  Like you get the beauty pageant outfits to fight in, but if you’re playing as Naoto you forfeit the match.

Me:  No no, I remember that conversation.  But what if…

*Kanji’s theme blares in the background*

*Kanji stands there, waiting for Naoto to come out so the match can begin*  So I’m fighting Naoto, huh?  I-I can do this.  I’m a man, damnit!  It’s been a year, I can totally do this.

*Naoto doesn’t come out*

*Kanji slams his folding chair down and sits in it, waiting*

*Still no Naoto*

*Kanji sighs*  Oi!  Naoto!  

<Naoto>  … I can’t.

<Kanji>  What?

<Naoto>  I can’t do it after all.

*Kanji stands up and walks to the edge of the screen*  What are you talkin’ about?  *Kanji walks off screen*  Naoto?  Nao-

*The folding chair clatters to the ground*

*The player sees a spray of blood from Kanji’s nose flying across the screen at rapid speed*

*The player hears Kanji collapsing to the ground, passing out*

*Kanji’s health bar drops to zero*

<Announcer>  Naoto WINS.  PERFECT.

*Naoto pokes her head out shyly, blushes, and runs off in embarrassment*