Mom: I called you. Where were you?

Me: Out with friends.

Mom: Oh?! You went out?!

Me: Yeah.

Mom: With Snow Tigra (this is my partner)?

Me: No, she’s at work.

Mom: Ooooooooh!

Me: *thinking* jeez was I really that antisocial before that now my mom applauds me for going out? I mean, wow, does she think I just play on the interweb all day and… oh, new Persona pictures on tumblr, gimme!