This is pure crack, then again, what do you expect from my muses after watching… it.  Nope, still haven’t finished it completely, I can’t.  I even tried doing the live stream thing, and it’s HILARIOUS watching it with others but… yeah.  

So this is how the P4 porno went down.

Uh… spoilers?

Rise:  Oh man!  I get to actually SLEEP with senpai!  I can’t wait!

*Rise bounces on the bed, waiting happily*  Senpai senpai senpai sen-

*Old man Souji comes into the room*

Rise:  … what?  What is… w-what is this?!  You’re not senpai!

Old man Souji:  Yes, I am.  I’m your sen-

Rise:  Hey!  Random guy!  Let’s get it on, o.k.?!

Random guy:  Who… me?

Rise:  Yes!  You!  

Random guy:  Well… all right, but I’m into some really nasty shit.  I have this butthole fetish and-

Rise:  It’s fine!  It’s better than THAT!  *points to Old man Souji in fear*

Old man Souji:  *blank look*  It’s fine, I can go after the others  *leaves the scene*

Rise:  Go after… oh no!  Naoto-kun!

Random guy:  Um… you said that we could-

Rise:  Later!  I have to save Naoto-kun!  *runs off*

***

Naoto:  I’m not sure about this…

Random guy #2:  It’ll be fine.  Souji will be here soon and you’ll see, it’ll be fine.

Naoto:  Well… I guess senpai is o.k…. 

Rise:  *runs into the room*  Don’t do it!  Don’t agree to it!

Naoto:  Kujikawa-san?

Rise:  You don’t want to sleep with senpai, trust me, you just don’t o.k.?!

Naoto:  Well… I am suppose to sleep with someone…

Rise:  Sleep with him!  *points to random guy #2*

Naoto:  I… do not even know who he is…

Rise:  It’s fine, the fans will call him Kanji.  He’s got a tattoo and everything.

Naoto:  *blush*  … well…

Random guy #2:  I’m fine with it, just… I want to use this  *pulls out vibrator*

Naoto:  W-what?!  There is no way-

Rise:  She’ll take it!

Naoto:  No!

Rise:  Trust me on this, o.k.?!  Now we gotta go and save Chie-senpai and Yukiko-senpai!

Naoto:  Save?  You mean they are not sleeping with each other?

Rise:  I know, makes nooooo sense!  But let’s go!  *grabs Naoto*  Bye bye, Kanji!  

Naoto:  He is not really Tatsumi-san, you are just saying things just so people will be o.k. with us being intimate with one another.

Random guy #2:  … *nosebleed*

Rise:  Ha!  Told ya!

***

*Rise and Naoto arrive in front of a classroom where they can hear someone crying*

Rise:  Oh no, it’s too late!  *runs into the room*  Chie-senpai!

Chie:  Oh god, just… oh god!  Oh god!  *cries more*

Naoto:  Senpai… w-what happened?

Chie:  It was awful.  Just… awful!  What was he, 40?!  And… his hands were everywhere, and just… my shorts, my poor shorts!  His hands!

Naoto:  … 40?

Rise:  We tried to make it in time, Chie-senpai, I’m so sorry!

Naoto:  Wait… are you saying senpai did this?  Where is he?

Chie:  He left right afterwards…

Naoto:  Really?!  That’s awful!

Chie:  No no, it’s fine, I don’t want to see that face ever again!

Rise:  Wait… what if he… Yukiko-senpai!

Chie:  Oh no he won’t!  *she stands up, glaring*  There’s no way he’s going to touch Yukiko!  I'll galactic punt his ass all the way to-

Naoto:  Senpai, calm down!  

Rise:  We need to go!

Chie:  Right!

***

*All three girls run to another classroom, but before they can reach the door Old man Souji runs out, looking upset.  Naoto stares at him, not quite believing that’s her senpai, while Rise and Chie run inside*

Chie:  Oh no, we’re too late!

Rise:  Yukiko-senpai!

Yukiko:  *lays on the blue mat, trying to catch her breath*

Chie:  He… on your stockings, he… oh, he’s so dead!

Yukiko:  … BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!  That’s it?!  That was it, really?!  HOW TERRIBLE!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rise:  … senpai?

Yukiko:  Oh god, it was so awful, he was so terrible!  Just… HAHAHAHAHA!  So funny!  Souji-kun is so funny!!!

Chie:  … yeah… I… guess we can leave it at that.