Typical moment on my way to work
Car to the left: I’m at a paaaaayphone trying to call home all of the change I spent on you…
Car to the right: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy…
My car in the middle: YEAH! Naked truth lies only if you realize, appearing in nobody’s eyes til they sterilize…
Other drivers: *stare at me*
Me: Oh you wish you could jam like me *puts on sunglasses all dramatic like and speeds off* Now I FACE OUT! I HOLD OUT! I REACH OUT to the truuuth…
(of course, if I try to sing it, it sounds ridiculous, but whatever ^^)