Am I the only person who has two cats and feels like she has to yell at them like they’re children?  "ISIS!  Stop chasing your sister!“  And, "Loki!  Knock off the hissing!”  Though it’s fun watching them run around on a hardwood floor, especially Loki, who isn’t pudgy like Isis so she slides all over the place I mean, stop it cats, bad cats!

this is why I can never has babies