Me when my family fights about something silly:  Sigh, that’s my family for you  *shakes head with a wry smile*  It’ll be o.k., though, no need to worry.

Me when my fandom fights:  omgomgomg no no no no no no stop it please just stop please please my feelings are all over the floor please stop it guys!  *cries a million tears as if the fandom is going to break apart forever*