you get an invite to a gay wedding
you open the card
“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RVSP PLZ”
*giggles madly*
Then they go to the wedding then they flame it, like, “I like the part with the two grooms, but why did they have to be gay? I think Groom #1 would’ve been much better with the Maid of Honor, she was so pretty! Next time, don’t make them gay o.k.?”