Because random drives lead to random conversations
*Babe orders a chicken sandwich and I order a cheeseburger*
Me: Oh wow, yours looks good, can I try a bite?
Babe: No.
Me: Please?
Babe: No.
Me: I’ll have sex with you tonight.
Babe: … did you just proposition me for sex for a chicken sandwich?
Me: Nope. For a bite of a chicken sandwich.
*Both of us proceed to laugh our asses off*
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