When I get new followers I always get that feeling I have when my parents are coming in town.

Like, “Crap!  This place is so messy!  So disorganized!  I need to clean it somehow!”  And it’s true that I can clean my house, but there’s so much random shit all over the place, like, “Hi mom and dad, yeah that’s a Joker standee, yeah that figurine is quite busty, oops you can see her panties, please don’t ask me what yaoi is, yeah hahahaha those sure are a lot of video games, yep that’s a portal we painted on the wall don’t ask me to explain Portal please, uh huh that’s fanart of two make believe characters making out, yep I still have my stuffed animals, yeah that sure is a pretty lady figure… except it’s a guy…”

So to any new followers, “Hi!  Welcome!  Please excuse the mess.  Yep I reblog Disney, uh huh that’s an Avengers gif set with comments about Steve and Tony, there sure is a lot of Persona 4, ahahahaha yeah I just wrote a headcanon where Naoto wears a strap-on, be sure not to trip over the crafts, yep yep I love me some Rise of the Guardians, check out the awesome cosplay while you’re at it… yeah that’s Kanji dressed like Marilyn Monroe, lots of video game things, yeah I sure did dress like Princess Tiana, nope none of my fandoms are in order it can be Elementary one day then some TMNT the next…" 

If you’re scared and want to leave now I completely understand…