I-I do not!  How dare you even… although… just imagine…

***

*At Junes for a serious meeting*

Naoto:  We should look at all of the events that have happened thus far.

Everyone:  Right!

Naoto:  First, there was the murder of-… *voice trails off when Kanji stands up to get everyone drinks*

Rise:  Naoto?  Hello, earth to Naoto-kun…

Naoto:  *completely zones out and stares at Kanji’s ass as he walks away* *whimpers* U-uh…

Yosuke:  Dude, what’s wrong with her?

Teddie:  This looks beary serious.

Chie:  Chill out, you guys, she’s probably just processing everything from the case.

Yukiko:  *smirks when she sees what Naoto’s looking at*  It is rather nice to look at, isn’t it?

Souji:  *blinks, catches the look on Yukiko’s face, his eyes widen and he chuckles*  Oooooh, the fabulous booty, I see now.

Naoto:  *blinks*  Huh?  What? 

*Kanji sits back down*  What’d I miss?

Naoto:  *turns bright red*  NOTHING!

Yosuke:  What fabulous booty?

Kanji:  Booty?

Souji:  *smirks at Yosuke*  Yours, of course.

Yosuke:  Dude!  So not funny!

Naoto:  If we can continue, this matter is very serious.

Yukiko:  Yes.  Serious booty *breaks into a laughing fit*

Chie:  Oh lord here we go

Kanji:  Why is everyone talkin’ ‘bout butts all the sudden?

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I hate you shadow-naoto, hate you something fierce  >.<