Why I shouldn't watch Family Feud

Question:  What is something a woman does to attract a man at a bar?

Me:  OMFG THERE NEEDS TO BE HEADCANON OF NAOTO TRYING TO ATTRACT KANJI WITH BAD PICK UP LINES!

My partner:  …

Me:  Naoto would all be like, “Excuse me, Kanji-kun, but the seat that is next to you seems to be unoccupied.  Would it be a terrible inconvenience if I were to occupy it?”

My partner:  … 

Me:  …

My partner:  …

Me:  Guess… that answer isn’t on the board…