goddessofcheese

This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.

…saving this idea for class.

lilpocketninja

i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.

elfuckinghomosexual

Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?

I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.

starfishface

I would so play this game. 

I would suck at it but I would play it.

oxybelis

I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.

seerofsarcasm

Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me

going-foresightseeing

OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:

In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.

Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.

The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.

What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body’s incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.

Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No one…

…except the women.

*cue in epic music*

engine-red

Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. I’d laugh pretty hard.

Would still play it though.

theslowestdrawfag

Not gonna lie, I’d play the shit out of this.

rhiannon42

I approve of this concept 100%

ladyymacdeath

CAN THIS BE A THING PLEASE?

wonderlandleighleigh

This sounds amazing, and I need it in my life.

isitis

I would this game and play the heck out of it… I don’t have consoles (PC gamer) but I would invest in one just to play it

goddessofcheese

JESUS, YOU MAKE ONE OFFHAND COMMENT ABOUT ZOMBIES AND HOUSEWIVES AND THEN THIS???

faeriefountain

LEFT 4 DEAD 3

brichibi

You have no idea how badly I want this to be a thing.  After seeing “Fido” and then seeing this post… 50s zombie apocalypse with a female cast, please? 

I can just imagine the ads. 

Charming 50s music, a wife greeting her husband as he comes home from work, he walks in and she opens the oven to pull out the casserole.  The husband groans, he’s actually a zombie!  But instead of a casserole in the oven it’s a machete that she throws like a fucking expert.  It lodges into his head, he drops dead, she calmly walks over, whistling the theme from “I Love Lucy” as she pulls out the machete.  She sighs, “That’s going to leave a stain,” she says as she watches the pool of blood on the hardwood floor.

The logo fades onto the screen.  Press start to play?  Hell yeah!