I swear being excited about a Square Enix presentation these days is like being excited for a concert featuring your all-time favorite icon.  The traffic on the way sucks, but it’ll be worth it.  The opening act sucks, but it’ll be worth it.  You paid way too much for a T-shirt but it’s worth it even if they spelled your icon’s name wrong, whatever, the show’s about to start! 

Your idol comes on stage and instead of actually performing, they just stand there, showing you clips of a concert they did last year because man, THAT CONCERT was amazing, oh man remember that concert it was great!  The best days of our lives!  So you stand there and watch the same footage from last year instead of actually getting something new.  At the end of the concert your icon is like, “Thanks for your support, be sure to check out my tour this summer, I promise there will be some sort of thing there!"  Then they leave the stage. 

Then, on your way out, someone steals your wallet, so you have no money or ID.  You get to your car and it doesn’t start because it’s too cold outside.  By the time you finally get it to start you have to sit and wait for the parking lot to clear out.  On your way home, you get pulled over, and you don’t have your license because your wallet was stolen.  

But the cop sympathizes, because he’s a fan of the same thing as you, so you cry together and discuss the times when said icon was legendary.

Sigh.  

Square Enixvideo gamesremember when this company was amazing?remember when you got excited every time someone spoke their name?ah those were the days;__;