Period WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.

Period How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?

Period How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.

Period Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.

Period Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?

Period Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.

Period For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Period Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.

Period You didn't like those brand new underwear right?

Period Yell at a puppy.