……………. uh………………… I………………… *turns completely red*  no anon staph I’m like married but only in real life not on the intarnet

Let me tell you something about myself I write super smutty things but I am terrible at actual smutty actions towards me I’ll just stare and blush and giggle and look at like the duckie toy in the corner instead of directly at you lol!  Social awkwardness ftw!