*at Best Buy today*

Me:  *holding Rise of the Guardians with the 2 extra eggs*

Me:  *notices someone else in line holding Rise of the Guardians*

Me:  Oh!  He’s got the same thing I do!

Guy:  Huh?  Oh, yeah, I’m picking it up for the kids.

Me:  Ahahahahaha… yeah… o-of course…

Me:  *thinking*  don’t mention your ships don’t mention your ships don’t mention your ships…