There’s one for anime that’s going around, let’s do some cartoons!

1. Thundercats:  HOOOOOOOOOOO!
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:  Turtles, pizza, and Uncle Phil is Shredder
   
3. Batman the Animated Series:  When cartoons weren’t afraid to take kids seriously
4. X-Men:  *guitar riff*
5. X-Men (bonus):  How to properly do the Phoenix Saga
6. Spiderman:  *guitar riff the sequel*
7. Spiderman (bonus):  How to properly do Venom and the black suit
8. Ducktales:  Wealthy mallards who swim in gold coins
9. Darkwing Duck:  Brave mallards who want to be Batman
   
10. He-man:  *twenty years later*  Homosexual internet gifs 5ever
    
11. She-Ra:  The girl’s answer to He-man
12. Speed Racer:  Hahahahahaha mom that’s not a cartoon that’s anime
13. G-Force:  That’s anime too, mom
14. Voltron:  Yep, that too, sorry
15. Gargoyles:  Isn’t that the cast of Star Trek?
16. Young Justice:  Oh hey that dude that did Gargoyles is back, whatever happened to Gargoyles… oh
17. Doug:  Opening just played in your head when you read this 
18. Rugrats:  So why has no one gotten in trouble for not watching these kids?
19. Ren and Stimpy:  Shit I hope my parents don’t catch me watching this
20. Rocko’s Modern Life:  EVERY DAY is a very dangerous goddamn day!
    
21. Dexter’s Laboratory:  Omelette du fromage 
22. Johnny Bravo:  Do the monkey with me
23. Powerpuff Girls:  The prequel to Lauren Faust
24. Transformers:  How to sell toys to kids
25. My Little Pony:  How to sell toys to kids part two
26. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic:  How to make kids regret selling their toys
27. Care Bears:  How to not give a shit about others
28. Rainbow Brite:  *ten years later*  Oh yeah Rainbow Brite was THE SHIT there was her and… uh… those other kids…
29. Animaniacs:  *ten years later* Shit how did they get away with that on T.V.?!
30. Pinky and the Brain:  Narf
31. Tiny Toons:  Where Bugs Bunny and crew teach kids how to be assholes funny
32. Tom and Jerry:  The art of animated violence
33. Looney Tunes:  When it was socially acceptable to cross-dress and make out with bald hunters
34. Captain Planet:  How to not give a shit about the planet
35. Pirates of Dark Water:  *ten years later*  Oh yeah THAT CARTOON it was SO AWESOME… what was it about again?

Added bonus:

• Toonami:  :)
• Meguzi:  :(

Feel free to add to this, please!