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HEY GAIS! remember Dettsu’s Single Ladies parody for Captain America?

She allowed me to do it. With her permission, I tweaked her lyrics a little bit and she officially called it a collab XD

Single Heroes (Take It Back from Him)
based on Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
(Started by izzytheeverything, flagdemoness, forevahyoung-ness, eheheheh-lokid, doctordonna10, what-theface; Completed and fully written by Dettsu; Sang [and tweaked a bit] by me)
Original Lyric Post: [x]

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avenger’s thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings his hammer and his glorious hair

We’re on a mission, did I mention
Loki’s getting all the attention
But we gotta do this task
Shawarmas for the last
So Hulk, beat the crap outta him

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter,
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so we can do the all sh.. we like
Stop by Peggy in her retirement home some day
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science, Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh

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(^Dettsu’s art)

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