Is it bad that I want to slap Jane?

I bet this is after that scene of Thor shirtless, as in the morning after he and Jane had some smexy times so she is feeling all full of herself.  Not that all Thor’s friends are there too so it would be the only time Jane could get away with this.   On the other hand, it SHOULD have hurt her hand because Loki has the physique of a fucking frost giant and weighs like 500lbs and can take a hit from Thor without blinking.

They better show that bitch shaking her stinging hand aftewards or I’ll be pissed.

UGH, I know. I mean, Natalie Portman is a tiny little lady, my girl-crush yes, but fucking tinier than I am. Trying to say she can land a good hit on a fuckiNG NORSE GOD SLASH FROST GIANT is just… Eh. Everyone found this part so grand, but I was kinda left twitching and foaming at the mouth.

What I love about this is that Loki is laughing. He doesn’t give a fuck about them. And for Jane: girl, what a dumb move, you’re slapping the criminal who is supposed to help you like, aren’t you supposed to be intelligent?

EXACTLY. 

Look I want to like Jane so badly but things like this are why I cannot. 

I agree whole-heartedly that Jane should be in pain for that—especially since I think she actually punched him and that can break a person’s hand regardless of striking someone who took blunt force trauma from the Hulk.

But Loki full on had that blow coming. He probably goaded her, for one thing. Not to mention this is the same asshole who sicced the Destroyer on Thor. Do you think she doesn’t have a few reasons to be angry with him? He deserved it, even though it obviously didn’t hurt him.

"That bitch"? Left you "foaming at the mouth"? and you cannot bring yourself to like her although you’d very much like to?

Foster’s Fellows, hold my fucking flower for me, will you.

So.

Let me be very clear, so I’m sure I get you all genii properly: you loathe Jane and wish her harm because… because…

Alright. First, I would really love to understand how one may reconcile a blind adoration for a criminal character who is, apparently, “a god” - although it was stated in canon that the Asgardians were only mistaken as gods by our ancestors - and rumoured to be able to defend himself, with the irrepressible urge to rush to his aid when a tiny little lady slaps him across the face?

Let me remind you the situation, just so we are clear. In the scene captioned above, Jane Foster, brilliant astrophysicist but mere human being, slaps Loki. She is an impulsive woman, and she is not a trained warrior, and the slap owes more to a reflex than anything.

Loki reacts to the slap certainly out of surprise; he was probably expecting a whine or a curse, and not expecting to be hit by that frail creature he would already despise out of principle, but whom he hates because she has her brother’s affection.

In other words, Loki is as prejudiced and bilious and disdainful as you all are, you wonderful beings, you lovely samples of humanity, you who call death upon a character because she happens to be female and in the way of your male fantasy…

I want to fucking know why every man I’ve met who disliked Jane only found her boring because she was “unsexily portrayed” or “just another stupid love interest”, but the women are foaming in the mouth because she is a bitch who deserves to be hit. That would make my fucking education, you know.

"Supposed to be intelligent"? Why? Because I am adamant about the fact, if she had not reacted, that you would have called her a coward, too afraid of the mighty male to act, and counting on Thor to protect her.

Do you know what I see in that scene? I see Sif’s respect for Jane. Sif’s total absence of disdain for the fragile human who dared to hit the god.

And I don’t see Jane’s stupidity. This obviously happened when everyone else has threatened Loki with death if he but moved, and he did not respond but with a sarcastic smile. Jane knew he could not harm her, and she hit him with her bare hand because Jane is straightforward, and her bare hand was all that she had.

No, of course Loki is not hurt. She hit with some force, and his cheek never reddens. But that was never the point. The point was that Jane would show Loki that all humans are not ready to kneel before a dictator, as a proud old man in a crowd once demonstrated. Of course she could never hope to measure herself to his strength, but that was not the point. The point was about telling Loki that Midgard didn’t forget.

That was a fucking grand scene.

(And now I want the next one to be Hogun bringing her some ice.)

ANYONE WHO DOESN’T THINK LOKI DESERVES TO GET ALL LEVELS OF SLAPPED FOR NEW YORK BY JANE OR ANY OTHER HUMAN UNFOLLOW ME NOW.

^^^

seriously, loki is a fun character and an interesting antagonist but gdi the level of apologism he receives from the Marvel fandom for the fucking horrible stuff he’s done is naueseating. 

i know he is charming and handsome but let’s not forget: he’s also terrible