Mario:  Also let’s invite Bowser

All:  WHAT?!

Peach:  He’s the villain!

Luigi:  He tries to set us on fire!

Yoshi:  Yoshi…

Mario:  And Diddy Kong, and King Boo, and the koopa troopas, and-

All:  …

Bowser:  It is alright, dear heroes, for I have decided to set aside my grievances with you in favor of tennis, karts, golf, and other fun activities.

All:  *breathes a sigh of relief*

Bowser:  In fact, we can race through my castle.

Mario:  SWEET!

Luigi:  Isn’t it… full of lava?

Peach:  And spikes?

Luigi:  And fire?

Mario:  Thank you for your generosity Bowser.

Bowser:  But of course.  I shall lower the draw bridge.  

All:  >.<