Anonymous
asked:
have you ever farted in public and blamed it on someone or something else?

Nope.  I actually have this weird thing, where I don’t like doing stuff like that in public, or at someone’s house if I don’t know them.  Just… I dunno, I don’t even like using the bathroom in public if I have to do something other than pee, it’s really weird.   Unless if I’m at a place where I’m comfortable.