I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
Rain is when an OTP goes through a bunch of angst and torment. They’re up there crying over it.
When it’s really hot outside, it means that the OTP is having sexy times. The angels are easily excitable.
Snowstorms are them being pissed off because their OTP is just being stupid. "Come on, idiot! Just confess your feelings!“
Tornadoes are the ultimate ship war.