Conversation I heard in the club.

Shy Guy Hey there.

Random Guy Hey, what's up?

Shy Guy Nothing much, I just wanted to tell you that you're really cute.

Random Guy Thanks dude!

Shy Guy So, are you here with anyone?

Random Guy Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.

Shy Guy Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight!

Random Guy That's alright, it's cool.

Shy Guy You don't mind me calling you cute?

Random Guy A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.