abbulark:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

capteinkio:

theglassisfullyempty:

faysethecat:

stupidharpy:

lepetitdragon:

an obnoxious & annoying child dragon wakes up the elderly, who’re too useless to do it themselves. At the same time he also has to reclaim their stolen finances which are lazily thrown around the entire world.

PS he can’t even fucking fly.

in which toys are used to fight invader-zim-but-not-really

Ur the president and emo british Yuri Lowenthal is naked at one point

A dude walks around in boxes like a turd and then climbs a ladder for like 45 minutes.

u play as one of six peeps who run around killing everyone and stealing their shit in order to get stronger and get better shit

oh and there’s also some asshole ur tryin to kill or somethin

yeah

stacking blocks so you have more room to stack blocks and this goes on forever

you can choose to play as a white-haired amnesiac who can turn into monsters or a pink-haired chick who can use magic, and the two of you are trying to find a macguffin that’ll grant some dumb wish.

You go to live with your uncle and there’s a bear inside the television who talks about scoring all the time, then you have to decide if you want to play basketball or soccer while solving a murder and fighting monsters and folding paper cranes.