Hey, we can be friends, definitely  :)  

And I’m gonna level with you guys in regards to crushing on me… I really don’t understand it at all.  Like my wifey does with her, “It’s because you’re cute/pretty/adorable/a dork” and I’m all like, “lol whatever I’m terrible like I yell at titans and curse at video games and have way too many figurines of like Chun Li and Harley Quinn and did I really need to jack the standees from GameStop while I worked there and I hate spiders like you gotta kill it for me or we’re getting a divorce and I tear up over the littlest things like OMG ARE MY FREE! BABIES GUNNA MAKE IT TO NATIONALS I MUST KNOW?!”  Oh and I also squee over puppies.  A lot.  It’s a problem.  I will stop a conversation to squee at a puppy, no lie.

See, all terrible qualities in a crush  ^^;;;