mycokezeroromance
asked:
Here's an idea for a Halloween costume for all the Robins out there - your worst customer ever. What's more terrifying than that? Just walk up to whoever's giving candy and pull your worst "but the wrapper's twisted so I demand more for free" ;)
answered:
“Look I know someone who lives here so I think I should get more candy. UGH I AM NEVER COMING TO THIS HOUSE AGAIN!”
-M
I don’t like this type of candy, can I speak to your manager?
*seal laughter*
-M
"I just came from another house and they have better candy. I just thought you should know that your competition lost you a consumer."
*dead on the floor*
-M
Could you call the house down the block and put a Snickers on hold for me?