No but seriously, real talk.

Like, in regards to Kingdom Hearts.

Do you think Sora just sits there after all of these years.

Looking at all of these mother fuckers who are inside of his heart.

And all of these keyblades.

And the fact that he has all these various forms, from Wisdom to crazy shadow, to merman and lion cub.

And he’s traveled to all of these worlds, from Hades to the inside of a computer.

With a duck.  A dog.  And a mouse.

And has fought alongside a street rat, pirate, and even a beast.

And has been tossed in the middle of a long, long battle between a spiky haired blond and a One-Winged Angel.

Do you think Sora just sits there and thinks:

“I just wanted to build a raft, dayum.”

Seriously, do you think Sora wonders about that?