YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
This was me. Roll roll roll. Roll Link roll. Don’t wanna be outside in the middle of the night. Don’t even get me started on Resident Evil controls and how you would run five steps then the screen would pause and think for a second to load the next area, and how they constantly gestured around with their arms, like, in every conversation.