geekygothgirl:

homurahomo:

baka-alexis-is-yaoi:

saiderp:

talliara:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

hypotheticalwoman:

no-sverige-dats-gay:

PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI 

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN
SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!
GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO
MAGNIFICO

KITTEN IS ANGRY

KITTEN IS OFFENDED

FUR STANDING OUT AND LITTLE CLAWS EXTENDED

DARTING AROUND AND MEOWING QUITE A BIT

AND THROWING SUCH A HISSY FIT

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT

STARFISH OF HUMAN BLOOD-SHAPE!

THE TENTACLES OF HUMAN GORE,

SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FROM THE 99TH FLOOR!

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB 

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB WUB WUB WUB

KKSSSHHHHHHHHHHSHSSSTTTTTTTTTeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG
BIG BOOTY BITCHES
I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG
BIG BOOTY BITCHES

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK DICK

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING

and from this demonstration, we can conclude that females are in fact infernal creatures of hell that fear being discovered before  they dissect and slowly suck the nutrients out of their prey.

Food glorious food
Hot sausage and mustard
When we’re in the mood
Sweet cookies and custard

Yeah

Naked truth lies only if you realize

Appearing in nobody’s eyes till they sterilize

Stop the guerrilla warfare to keep it fair

Bro change your rage to a smarter greater ´cause

You know the stake is high stardom is near

Those who sympathized you die killers pass you by

Do not waste your time in hating flirting guys

Use your might to AIs do justice to them all