in case you didnt know whats going on in Arizona right now… “We had no idea that gays had money and bought things just like regular people do.”
Dumbasses
You daft motherfuckers
Gays participate in capitalism and in other news water is wet, ya dumb fucks!
Ow. This actually physically hurt my head to read. Just… really, Arizona? Really?
Can I just point out that the guy who wrote this, Andy Borowitz, is a comedy writer for the New Yorker? The points he’s making are true enough, but those aren’t actual quotes.
I’m obviously not trying to defend Arizona Republicans, but the least we can do is acknowledge this as a joke.
On the one hand, that makes a lot of sense that this is written in jest.
… on the other hand, what Arizona is doing is so stupid that you have to wonder…