answered:
Oh, I hate you so much right now. Sigh…
Bed Captain America, Wed Superman and begrudgingly behead Batman, the entire time crying out, “They made me do it!”
In reality though, I’d like to have a glorious three way with all three of them together.
This is what I do to torture my friends because I’m that kind of terrible person. Though I do agree the only real solution would be a three way, obviously.