4ragon:

I bet before Carlos moved to Night Vale he used to regularly reinvent really useless household appliances all the time.

Like ‘Hey check this out it looks like a regular umbrella but it’s also COMPLETELY FIREPROOF’

and everyone would be like ‘Carlos why the hell would anyone NEED a fireproof umbrella if it’s already raining seriously stick to science’

but in Night Vale everyones like ‘Aw man this is PERFECT for when it starts raining fire/gasoline/literal death’ and Carlos is just like ‘My time has come’

Carlos:  I’ve made a toaster that can toast cellular phones.

Cecil:  Marry me, you’re perfect, everything you do is perfect.

Carlos: You’re just saying that.

Night Vale citizen:  Something seems to be wrong with my cellular device it is no longer crispy.

Carlos:  Wha-?

Cecil:  Carlos, the brilliant, beautiful scientist, has you covered!

Night Vale citizen:  Thank you so much, sir!

Carlos:  Well… urm… you’re welcome, ma'am.