remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
ours was:
i hate you
you hate me
let’s get together and kill barney
with a .44 magnum straight to his head
pull the trigger now barney’s dead
… I remember this.
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out and kill barney
with a 45 millimeter shot him in the head
aren’t you glad that barney’s dead
… wow we were dark jeez!